I'm hilarious. All day long I'm thinking of great jokes to make the virtual world giggle, but by the time I get home to Tweet them, I've forgotten the punchlines. Time to discover computing on the go. Pay €79.99 for a seven-inch Android 4.0 netbook with Wifi, including delivery.

Specifications:

• CPU: 1.5GHz.
• Operating system: Android 4.0.
• Excel, Word, Powerpoint compatible.
• Compatible with PDF files.
• RAM: 512MB.
• Storage device: 4GB Flash HDD (standard; optional up to 8GB).
• LCD screen: 7" digital panel, 800*480 pixels.
• LAN: 10/100M ethernet access.
• WiFi: 802.11b/g.
• Keyboard: standard English 80 key, supports external USB keyboard.
• Mouse and touch pad: built-in touch panel, left key, right key, and supports USB port mouse.
• USB port: 3 x USB port (one for USB flash drive, two for USB 1.1 mouse and keyboard).
• Card port: SD card (512MB-8GB).
• Sound: built-in stereo speaker; two jacks (mic in and headphone out).
• Power supply: input: 100-240V, 50-60 Hz 0.4A; output: 9V, 1.5A.
• Battery: 1800mAh.
• Working time: two hours.
• Net weight: 0.6kg.
• Gift box size (L×W×H): 30.5x17.5x5.5cm.
• Weigh of package: 1kg.